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Monday, February 08, 2010

You & I Collide (Worlds, That Is)

So there I was, editing. A long, drawn out process that doesn't feel like it's going too badly. I've been trying to wrap my mind around a way to end C&C, but I keep getting distracted. Too many other things need fixed before we get back to that point. I'm reading, deleting, adding and rearranging, watching all the action and drama play out in my mind. I know what Bridgit and Jonah look like, how they interact, how they move and talk (for the record, they do not speak in their respective Australian or Irish accents. It requires too much effort to think that way and edit). In short, I know what each of the characters looks like. And as it goes, I love David Wenham. If I ever get a movie, I want him to play Langnecker, because he was just so evil in Australia, that he would make an awesome bad guy for C&C. Ah, pipe dreams. Moving on, I know what Laurie Lark looks like and I have a detailed drawing of the house so that I know where each character can move around to when they're inside. Granted, most of the action takes place in the parlor, the kitchen or a bedroom. Still, I know all these things.

I was thinking about all the mistakes and passive sentences, all the things I miss when I'm reading C&C. Then I think about all the errors I catch when I'm proofreading someone else's work. I figured out why I catch those things, but I miss mine. Because I know all this stuff about it. Oh, there's a passive sentence? I missed it because I was busy screaming my head off at the carpet python or I was dusting a shelf in the parlor. I told instead of showed? Sorry, I was anguished because Jonah's being... well, Jonah. Or I was snapping peas with Farjana on the porch.

That's the difference. I have to work harder to imagine someone else's world than I do my own. When someone says I tell too much, I keep thinking, what are you talking about? Oh, right it's in my head, not yours. Hmm, I guess I've got to work on that.

It's snowing. Again. They're calling for 2-5 more inches. I'm just so excited I could... run away. I'm sick to death of the snow. I can't remember the last time we got this much. Just when you can see the ground, we get more dumped on us. And if it's not the snow, it's the mud. Seriously, when the mud is slicker than the packed snow, you've got a problem. I haven't had my car up to my house in over a week. It gets old when you have to hike up and down a hill every day before and after work. At least I can get to work. It might be worse, like for instance, icy. In January 2007, we had that bad ice storm and were without power for 11 days. I thought I was going to go crazy. Pretty sure I cried every day because I wanted a hot shower, something microwaved, and to be able to read by lamp instead of candle light. Once I used a glow stick. You can read about one line without having to move the stick down to read the next line. So much for pioneer spirit, eh? So a little snow, really not a big deal, but it sure would be nice to wear shorts and flip flops. To get a tan and have a barbecue.

Oh, and I learned something new today. Hooray for learning. I try to do it frequently. Today I learned the difference between toward and towards. Let me first say that I hate it when people use it this way: "Joe went towards the door." No, he didn't. He went toward the door. He did, he did, he did! You'll never find towards in one of my MS's, unless it's an error. Then I'll fix it. The difference? Well, apparently toward is the Americanized version. The fine folks in the UK prefer towards. Sorry, lovely British friends, I love you all, but I like toward better. But feel free to use towards, I won't correct you.

The title, fyi, is a song by Howie Day. Very moving. I'm humming it inside my head as I type. Listen to it, you'll like it. You know, if you like stuff. Or you won't like it if it's not your thing. That's cool, too.

Monday, February 01, 2010

Um... It's Almost Groundhog Day?

That's right, breaking news, it's almost Groundhog Day. This kind of goofy holiday that we don't get to take off for. That means if the little groundhog, Punxsutawney (I pronounce that as Punks-a-tony, but I'm sure that's incorrect) Phil sees his shadow, we're in trouble because that signals six more weeks of winter. Boo! So, oddly enough, we hope for clouds. Come on early spring. Interestingly, the celebration has origins in Germany and England. Wikipedia is my hero. Also, GH Day is the day that eleven years ago the Missouri State Motor Vehicle Department was crazy enough kind enough to allow me to obtain a driver's license. By the way, I hate the movie Groundhog's Day with Bill Murray. It's on my list of stupid movies I hope I never have to watch again.

So, what was that little promise I made a couple of weeks ago? You know, the one about sending off the first three chapters... Yeah, that one. Um, that's kind of, sort of, completely not going to happen this month. Go on, shake your heads and feel free to making booing noises. Please refrain from throwing items like rotten fruit or scalding coffee; it's not going to hit me and it'll probably mess up your Internet accessing devices. Here's my excuse: I found some flaws (i.e. passive sentences and when I say some, I really mean a lot) in the writing. So I've been doing my best to edit these lousy sentences. And in the mean time, I've discovered I'm not all that fond of chapter one. It kept getting shorter and shorter as I took out sentences that didn't mesh right. Come on, you can't expect me to send something to an editor that doesn't have a first chapter. That's a pretty good excuse. So basically my plan was to distract you with flashy backgrounds and gibberish about a groundhog. Worked too, didn't it?

Then I got distracted by this other story that wants to be told and I completely forgot I was planning to rewrite the end of C&C. Until last night. I looked at it and I went, hey wait, where's the end? It kind of just stopped at chapter 13 or 14, I forget. Oh, yeah, gotta rewrite that. So, how's February looking? Like it needs some edits and rewrites. Minor setbacks. Piece of cake. Of course, if we can get that groundhog to bring spring around early, that might be a problem ;D

Monday, January 25, 2010

2010 Conference & Weta Nichols Writing Contest


The conference & contest are sponsered by Ozarks Romance Authors. You don't have to be a member to enter the contest, it's a flat fee of $10.00 via PayPal. I'll hit you up with the link at the end. Here's the low down (dawg).

This years conference will be Saturday, July. 10th with a dinner held on Friday evening, July 9th.

2009 RITA® finalist, KIMBERLY KILLION, writes Sexy Medieval Romances for Kensington Publishing. Her debut book, HER ONE DESIRE, won the 2009 Booksellers Best Award for both Long Historical and Best First Book and received an Award of Merit in the 2009 HOLT Medallion. She was recognized in the 2009 National Readers’ Choice Awards, the 2009 Golden Quill Awards, and the 2009 More Than Magic Contest. Kimberly’s second Scottish-set novel, HIGHLAND DRAGON, released in October 2009. Aside from writing, Kimberly teaches graphic/web design and lives in Illinois with her husband and two children. Please visit her website at www.kimberlykillion.com.

RomanticTimes Reviewers’ Choice Award nominee in 2009, MEGAN KELLY, read her first Harlequin Romance as a teenager. After years (and years) of writing, she sold to Harlequin American Romance in 2007. Her first two books were published the next year, MARRYING THE BOSS and THE FAKE FIANCEE. Two new books will hit the shelves in 2011. She lives in the Midwest with her husband and two children and is well-known at her local bookstore and library. Please visit her website at www.megankellybooks.com

MARY-LANE KAMBERG is a professional writer with more than twenty years’ experience and is the author of seven books. Her articles have appeared in Better Homes and Gardens, Marriage and Family Living, Christian Science Monitor, Healthy Kids and many others.

Also a speaker and workshop leader, Mary-Lane can provide your organization a skilled array of topics and lessons that are sure to captivate any audience. Over the past few years she has presented spoke or provided workshops.

Mary-Lane's poetry, essays and short stories have also been well received. Her "creative writing" has appeared in several anthologies and literary journals including: A Celebration of Women, Beginning from the Middle (anthology); Sacred Feathers (anthology); The Season of Light (anthology); Kansas City Star, Late Knocking, Mediphors, Mid-America Poetry Review, Potpourri, Sunflower Petals, Thirteen and others. See more about Mary-Lane at http://kansascitywriters.com/

Dancing With Words ORA Conference Information

Submit the first ten pages of your novel to wetawritingcontest@gmail.com. Send as a .doc with one inch margins all around, double spaced in 12 pitch Times New Roman font. Please send the first ten pages only. Stories are to be previously unpublished and can be any genre, romance, sci-fi, mystery, etc. Your name should only appear on entry form and the cover page which will have your contact information, your name and the name of your submission. The page number and the title of your story should appear on each page of the manuscript in the header.

Entry fee is $10.00 per entry. Payment will be made by using the PayPal button below, you do not have to have a PayPal account to make your payment this way. If you have questions please email ora_vice_pres@yahoo.com. You may submit up to 5 entries. Each story will receive judges comments. If you do not want to get judges comments, please specify on your cover sheet. If not specified, it will be assumed you want comments.

Judges comments are given solely as a guide to improving your writing, but comments from judges should be used at the discretion of the writer. If there is a twenty-five point or more difference between the scores, another arbitrator will judge the entry and the highest score will be used. To determine the winner, the top five scoring stories will be judged by a separate arbitrator. All judges will be published authors.

Ozarks Romance Authors is not responsible for comments made by the judges. These are personal opinions only, and are not the expressed opinion of Ozarks Romance Authors. Names of the Judges will be unknown to entrants and shall remain so. After the contest, if you want to convey comments to them on their judging, give them thank you notes etc., give it to the president and include the Judges number or email it to wetawritingcontest@gmail.com. Put the Judge # in the subject box. All will be forwarded.

Please read the entry form carefully and give us your signature. That's all there is to is to it!

Now for the best part, the prizes.

1st prize: $100.00

2nd prize: $50.00

3rd prize: $25.00

4th and 5th place honorable mention

Winner will be announces the the 2010 Romancing the Ozarks conference on July 10th, 2010. Good luck.

Weta Nichols Writing Contest Information

Monday, January 18, 2010

Past, Present, Future

Have you thought about what life would be like if you knew each of the next steps. Say you just had a glimpse into the next three months. Not the entire year. What if each of the events to come was set in stone. Since you can't change the future, would you want to know or would you prefer the ignorance is bliss route? It would certainly be handy if we knew and we could change the future. I could make a movie reference, but I won't. I was thinking about a short story that would be kind of interesting about fates set in stone.

Bad news Friday: "Morning kids, guess what? Lay offs are here. Let's do rock-paper-scissors and see who's the big losers are." I came within a hairsbreadth of being one of those unlucky people. All right, it didn't really play out that way. I'm joking, but the hairsbreadth part, that's true. Options at this juncture? I'm nervously chewing my fingernails or I would if that was one of my bad habits. Needless to say, that didn't leave much room for relaxing during the weekend. Editing done: 0 words. Writing done: 0 words. Games of solitare won: 4 (and we won't speak of how many I lost). I'm on a roll. *Mimicking in falsetto voice* Obtain your goal, maintain your course. Uh-huh. I think I'll rename this blog Tales of the Evil Fortune Cookie.

Got pulled over again. I was speeding. Oddly enough, that wasn't why he pulled me over. I had a headlight out. I knew that, thanks Officer Obvious. I have an idea, why don't you change it for me? My weekend was bad enough without your shiny red and blues. Really, troubling a blonde woman who may or may not have been wearing a seatbelt. Yeah, I'm super dangerous. Only to romance heroes and heroines.

Saturday, January 09, 2010

What Will She Come Up With Next?

So I've made up my mind. Again. Sort of. After long internal battles and lots of procrastination and that stupid fortune cookie that said something about maintaining goals and keeping courses...yadda yadda, I decided to take it's advice. Who knows it might be right, right?

I'm going to...send the first three chapters to Mills and Boon. Without rewriting the beginning. I am, however going to rewrite the end, but that's inconsequential at the moment. By February 1st, 2010 I will, hand to God, send it. Results be damned, it's going. If the moon plummets to the earth as a result, well, I'm sorry in advance. If angry birds and King Kong try to assimilate and kill all other life forms, well, sorry again. I told my husband and he said, good, it's about time you stopped whining about it. Gee, thanks honey.

And I have a 1,000 what-if's running through my mind. Know what? I did when I submitted "For Everything A Time" to the Missouri Literary Festival, too. Got second, didn't it? Reckon a man could live his whole life on "what-if", but then nothing would ever get gone. Sometimes you just have to drop the envelope or push the 'send' button.

There it is, in black and white (not literally, of course), The Convict & the Cattleman will no longer just be fluttering around my flash drive. Now, got to get editing that second and third chapter.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

I'm Running Away to Mexico...Someday.

So, first blog of the new year. And it's late. Lovely. I usually do it on Monday or Tuesday. Sometimes I get so excited about blogging I do on Sunday. Wow, Thursday already, eh? I couldn't think of anything to write about. You don't really want to me whine about how much I hate snow and trudging around my driveway each day because it's too slick for my sorry little car to make up up and down the hill. I'm miserable. Sometimes my mind wanders off for a while and I'm a thousand (or better) miles from my home knee-deep in blue water feeling the sand being sucked from under my bare feet. I tried to convince my husband to run away with me to Mexico this morning. Tomorrow's high in Cancun is somewhere around 80 degrees Fahrenheit. I told him I would herd goats or even kill chickens if we could leave today. A co-worker suggested I might be better off working at a resort, but you can see how desperate I am. By the way, in George Town, Grand Cayman the high all week is the 70-80's with a slight chance of rain. I'd weather a 1,000 hurricanes rather than face the snow and sleet we've gotten lately. Sadly, I can't remember what it was like to feel the 70's. I saw 75 degrees on one site and I thought brrrrr. Weird, huh? The high today in SW Missouri is 10 degrees F. The low is 0. They said it's warmer in Anchorage, Alaska. Lucky bums.

So, how's that editing coming along? Um...I have a confession to make. Oh, don't look at me like that, I have been editing, so there. I just haven't been working on C&C v.2. I swore I was quitting, didn't I? I was going to ignore JT because it was driving me nuts, couldn't think of an ending. I've been working on it for about a week. Right now I'm reading over it, but I've more or less made up my mind it's not going to be much longer. I have a few ideas for publishers that take short submissions. And I changed the title. I only have to decide the end and the thing that's giving me fits about it is proving Jacob's innocence. Maybe it'll hit me out of the blue. I love it when that happens. I'm not holding my breath (that's a good way to pass out), but you know. I figure as long as I'm working on something, then I'm not wasting my time.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Auld Lang Syne

So . . . two full days left in 2009. Not much, eh? I reckon that brings us around to talking about what we did or didn't accomplish for the year. I can't for sure say I'm excited about tackling 2010. You know, there's that whole 2012 issue, if you believe that. Closing out aught nine brings you that much closer to twelve. I didn't go see that movie by the way. I don't really like end-of-the-world chaos. I might have skipped Knowing if I had known that's what that movie was about. Also, The Day After Tomorrow. End of the world is no fun.

Funny memory: When I was wee child, mom was taking down calenders at the end of the year. It was 88 or 89, I forget. She said something about throwing them away. I said, well why can't you just use them next 1989? Clearly, I didn't have a very good grasp of time. I suppose as a child, you don't realize how fast time slips by.

All right, enough putting off what I did (and didn't) accomplish. List of things accomplished:

1) I got a tattoo, of which I am quite proud and the story is semi-humorous. I wish it was spring or summer so I could proudly display the tattoo. I wish I had a decent photo of it. It's a four-leaf clover. I hid it from my mom for over six months because my parents disapproved of tattoos. My husband constantly reminded me I am an adult. ;)

2) I wrote a book. About Australia. A place I've never been to. Hey, people are people, you just have to fix the setting a bit. Not that it wasn't a challenge.

3) I started and finished NaNoWriMo. Fifty thousand words in thirty days. It was easy, but *cough, cough*, the end result kind of (what word to use?) sucks. Oh, well, I did it. Building up to the whole thing was a lot worse than actually doing it.

4) I have been married for four years. I heard three is the new 20. That makes us married for about 27 years if you figure each year is roughly seven years. Kind of like a dog.

5) I've held down this job for four years, give or take. You have to discount that little bit of madness where I quit because I thought working for a bank would be better. Turns out I can't handle other people's money because when they spend it all, they yell at me like it's my fault. I just check the balances, dude, I don't actually spend your money. Sorry (oh, wait, you're never supposed to apologize. Fine, I'm not sorry you spent all your money, but I am sorry you blamed me).

6) I got second place in the Missouri Literary Festival Award for Short Fiction. I will get first next time. As soon as I write some more brilliant short fiction. And they hold another contest. Apparently this is not an annual thing.

7) I'm still breathing. I read a sign on a church board that said miracles happen every day. True. I figure you wake up breathing, you're doing pretty good.

8) Hey, I started this blog and I'm having fun with it. Woohoo.

Unaccomplishments:

1) Um, I got kind of fat. I don't exercise near enough and I think my metabolism forgot to metabolise things. Plus, food tastes good. Darn you food!

2) I've gotten into the bad habit of sleeping in and not getting to work on time. Ooops. I keep telling myself all I have to do is put on clothes and warm up the car. Who cares if your hair isn't brushed and you have no make up on? No one sees me anyway except the people I've worked with for four years. I'm not trying to impress them.

3) I still procrastinate. Bad.

4) While writing the novel mention in accomplishment #2, I ignored my husband and my dogs. I spent a lot of time inside my own head.

5) I still don't see my mom enough.

6) I have never gotten around to bleaching my socks. Bugger.


Speaking of the unaccomplishment #2, my hair is driving me insane. I always bob it in the winter. Ever since 2006, which I realize isn't always, but still. This year I haven't bobbed it and now it's touching my neck and getting under the neck of my coat and standing up in funny positions sometimes. My bangs are clear down to my nose now, which I had been keeping short and sort of side swept. I haven't had a hair cut since October, but I thought I would let it grow out. It's starting to get annoying. I don't mind it (at least I don't remember minding it) being long in the spring and summer, but in the winter I hate it. I really hate when the ends touch the back of my neck. It's like creepy little fingers or something. I'm thinking about getting it trimmed, but I'm thinking about letting it grow. I just know it's a pain in the rear to do anything with. My bangs aren't long enough to secure without them looking stupid if I want the rest of it in a ponytail. Some days I want to get Britney Spears crazy and shave it off. I try to tell myself that some people would love to have hair, that I should feel fortunate for having it. I hate it anyway. Does this hatred spawn from always wearing it long when I was a kid? I don't know.

Also, I would like to mention how popular this blog has become thanks to the post about the bubble coat. When I go to sitemeter to check my page stats, nearly every search engine that turns up on there is a result of someone searching for bubble coats. Even some hits from way across the world like Czech and Sweden or something because people want to know more about bubble coats. I hope my opinion of bubble coats helped you make a wise decision regarding the purchase of such a coat. I still sort of hate mine, but it's growing on me a little. I just wish the zipper wasn't always in my face.

Oh, and I haven't worked on C&C v.2 in . . . two weeks? I sort of was working on something else that I've been playing with since I was a kid. Another story that is so unlike anything I've ever written. It's a (yes, these words are pouring from my keyboard. Fine! I'm a nerd, sue me!) fantasy. Hey, I like R. A. Salvatore's dark elf books. I can't help it. He's really a very sympathetic character. But I was working on this long before I ever read anything about dark elves. Before I watched Lord of the Rings. I just barely finished reading the whole series before the movies came out. I find Tolkien a little dry and I remember seeing the cartoon as a child and it gave me nightmares. Anyway, I haven't gotten very far, but I've enjoyed it because it's different from what I was doing. Got to stay flexible and all that. But I don't think it's a full length novel. I never intended for it to be much of anything. So far it isn't. It comes and goes, but it's plagued for years.

Whatever becomes of it and anything else for that matter, make sure you accomplish something sometime because there's never going to be another 2009 (much to my dismay about 88 or 89). You can use 2010 to make up for the things you didn't get done in 09. Pffft, like I'm really going to exercise. Let's be realistic.